Horsey Chobunso

"'All the sexy ladies I want. Only price: six life sentences' - Horsey Chobunso"Horsey Chobunso is a strong brand adopter for his own, uniquely developed strategy for hair therapy.

His steps are simple and easy to follow; perfect for any man in a similar situation.

He explains that you need to get a 3-6 inch blade and find a relatively small person (with hair), overpower and scalp them. From this point on there is nothing else to be done other than simply succeed from your newfound confidence. Of course, after 2-3 weeks the hair will begin to rot so it is as easy as just repeating the earlier steps infinitely to maintain the look that you so desire.

Chobunso spoke from experience that by his method alone he was able to get jobs immediately, just by indicating to a potential employer that his hair was real, whereas previously he would be savagely beaten by security simply for being in the building. He has a tagline for every employment opportunity and that is: Show em it's real.

Chobunso may be a man with no home but he is certainly a man with big hair (and a warrant).