Tony Tower

"'Basketball.' - Tony's sole vocabulary"Tony Tower used to be a basketball legend before taking a dip on the court, causing his brain to go dope. Tony still has his basic motor functions available but that's about it.

Due to his massive brain damage, Tony only has two primal desires: food and hole. Due to his lust for hole, Tony's genitals were locked up in a presumed chastity cage.

Tony had a voice box installed to make up for his non-functional vocal chords, allowing Tony to express his needs. Tony only utters the word basketball, leading one to question what sparse thoughts flutter through Tony's empty cranium.