Tinkle The Fuck Fairy

"'Now I live with fucking plants; in a hut.' - Tinkle The Fuck Fairy"Tinkle The Fuck Fairy was once an esteemed member of the royal family, having previously dined in the Hall of Kings, with kings, but now lives in the wilderness having to relocate each day due to a troll pursuing him.

He claims to have rare and valuable items for sale which range from bread and salt to a dragon fleshlight and a king's dick.

Tinkle at one point had a wife and ten sons but his wife turned into a wart and nine of his sons died due to the plague. He is also actively trying to get his last living son killed, as he can't even approach him due to his enormous size, as well as the troll that forces him to move on a daily basis.

Tinkle appears to have made friends with some of the bushes around the area, including one named Bernst; who is particularly disrespectful to Tinkle.